This is from the "How-exactly-does-the-world-see-me?" category.
I'm sitting in my writer's group when one of the authors turns to me and says, "You would love this book. It's all about a ventriloquist who tortures his family."
I stared at her for a moment, wondering if I resemble the sort of person that would revel in a book about a ventriloquist who tortures his family.
Now, I do admit, it does sound intriguing, but that's beside the point....